5 LESBIANS EATING A QUICHE by Evan Linder and Andrew Hobgood

• June 1–4, 2026 

Pearls will be clutched. Eggs will be devoured. Secrets will be unleashed 

Charleston’s Absent Friends proudly presents the cult-favorite comedy 5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche—a high-camp, laugh-out-loud romp set in 1956. The fiercely devoted officers of the Susan B. Anthony Society for the Sisters of Gertrude Stein gather for their annual quiche breakfast… just as air-raid sirens sound and the world outside begins to unravel.

What follows is absurd, heartfelt, and wildly funny queer theatre—packed with satire, sisterhood, and truly egg-cellent fun 

 Location: Park Circle Community Building, North Charleston, SC  

Dates: June 1–4, 2026  

Doors open at 7:00 PM • Show starts at 7:30 PM • Event ends by 10:00 PM

 Tickets:

• General Admission – $25

• VIP – $30 (front-row seating + possible cast interaction)

 DISCOUNT CODES (Military + Student/Senior):

 Monday 6/1/26

• Military: M1

• Student/Senior: S1

 Tuesday 6/2/26

• Military: M2

• Student/Senior: S2

 Wednesday 6/3/26

• Military: M3

• Student/Senior: S3

 Thursday 6/4/26

• Military: M4

• Student/Senior: S4

 Recommended for ages 18+ (younger patrons welcome with an adult guardian)

“5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche” is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals on behalf of Samuel French, Inc. www.concordtheatricals.com